YOU BUY, YOU WEAR, YOU KEEP!

ELIZABETH HURLEY – bucking for the title of World’s Most-Hated Woman after posting a pic of her 5-year-old son posed in a girl’s pink bikini on her swimwear Web site – waltzed into a posh London boutique and tried to return a pair of scuffed-up $600 shoes because they were “killing my feet!” When the apologetic saleswoman explained that shoes can’t be returned once they’re worn, the nasty ego-tard went ballistic! A manager came running and told her she should have made sure the month-old shoes were comfortable before she bought them – but the pissed-off diva fl ew into such a wild rage that he backed down and agreed to give her a store credit. (Hey, Hateful Hurley… you’ve got my vote!)