Folks, I've been sleeping a lot better lately, and now I know why: TOM CRUISE is praying for MIKE WALKER! Insiders reveal that Tom — fed up with what he apparently perceives as persistently lousy press — has started praying for journalists who make negative comments about him. The Lord of Inter-Galactic Cruise Control calls such newsmen "aberrations" — defined by Scientology as those afflicted by "departure from rational thought" — and is praying for the Supreme Being to grant them redemption. Thanks, Tom... that's why you're My Favorite Alien!

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