PARIS HILTON threw a bitchy-snit at LAX when she discovered flunkies hadn't packed the "personal pillow" she always takes when she flies — and flatly refused to board her NYC flight without it! Flouncing out of the airport, Ms. Simple Life ordered her limo driver to whisk her to the Westside Pavilion mall several miles away. But after picking out a new Tempur-Pedic pillow, shop-aholic Paris couldn't resist popping into the Guess store... then Nordstrom... then Rampage... and finally ended up spending three hours — and $3,000! By that time, she'd missed her LAX plane and the next two — so the chauffeur gunned it to grab the next available flight at John Wayne Airport. And during the ride, Paris calmly catnapped on her brand-new pillow!

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