SEACREST FLUSHED BY FLUSHING BAN!

NationalEnquirer.com
Photography by: Splash News Online

Say what you will about RYAN SEACREST, but My Favorite Metrosexual’s a serially fastidious guy – that’s why he flat-out FREAKED when he got a memo from his office building manager informing him that water flow needed to be reduced during routine maintenance, but he could still use his toilet – just refrain from *flushing* it every time! *Eeeewwwed* Ryan to giggling staffers: “I can understand saving water -- but not flushing when I use my toilet is *soooo* gross!” Underlings quickly made inquiries, then assured Mr. Clean that the flush ban would last only a day or two while sewer issues got sorted. *PHEEW*!

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