WTF?? My Favorite Metrosexual RYAN SEACREST’s terrified of contracting that strange new ailment called “BlackBerry Neck,” which allegedly causes unsightly lines, creases and wrinkles on the neck from constantly bending while texting on your smartphone!
Said an insider: “Ryan’s a perfect candidate for dreaded BlackBerry Neck – he’s texting all day long, and he’s worried he’ll get ugly wrinkles.
"He keeps showing everybody his neck and asking if they can see anything. Now he’s trying to train himself to text without bending. It’s hysterical!”
NOTE TO RYAN: A Manhattan spa offers an “intense” 45-minute BlackBerry Neck Treatment that includes a peel with sapphire stones, another peel, a hydrating serum followed by lymphatic drainage, 20 minutes of LED light and microcurrents, topped off by an oxygen mask.
Cost: $200!
