Ladeeez and gentlemen, this year’s Crappy Childhood Memory Award goes to… (drum roll)…“American Idol” host RYAN SEACREST.
He admits he was so unpopular with peers as a young teen that at summer football camp, prankster teammates ganged up on him, stripped him stark staring naked, then lashed him tightly to a tree trunk with…are you ready?… transparent Saran Wrap, leaving him exposed to the elements and prying eyes for hours!
Seacrest still gets vivid flashbacks of the traumatic ordeal, wincing at the memory of brittle tree bark gouging his tender, nekkid flesh. OOOWWW!
