RUBBERNECKER STEALS CHRIS TUCKER'S SHADES

I'LL KUNG YU, FOOL!

Driving in Malibu, "Rush Hour" star Chris Tucker stopped to help a young girl whose surfboard had fallen off her VW bus -- and put his expensive sunglasses on the hood of his car as he wrestled the board aboard for the grateful lass. But when he reached for his shades, they were gone -- and the only person in sight was a young guy who'd stopped to rubberneck! Said Chris: "Look, my man, it's only you and me here -- and I sure didn't take my glasses. Hand 'em over or I'll kick your butt with moves Jackie Chan showed me!" The guy surrendered the glasses -- then had the chutzpah to ask for an autograph! Chris shook his head and split!