ROBERT DOWNEY JR.’S LIFE ON THE STREETS

WHAT’S GOIN’ DOWN-EY?

Just two days after swearing to the judge that he’s “clean and sober,” Robert Downey Jr. emerged from the bar of the beachside Casa Del Mar looking like . . . well, like a guy who’d just emerged from a bar! His eyes were bloodshot and his speech markedly slurred when he replied to a homeless guy who walked up to him and said, “You have no idea what it’s like to live on the streets.” Drawled Downey thickly, “Well, actually, I do! I’ve probably been on the streets as much as you have, my friend!” Stay tuned.