Famously even-tempered most of the time, Princess of Our Hearts KATE MIDDLETON suddenly saw blinding red when she got wind that PRINCE CHARMING WILLIAM was scheming to catch curvy BRITNEY SPEARS’ casino show on a still-unscheduled Las Vegas visit – and she instantly laid down a…er, “Toxic” royal decree: STAY THE HELL AWAY, JOSE!
Reports My Royal Spy, Lord Knows: “Will and PRINCE HARRY had hatched a plan to see Britney’s show, but when Kate found out, she could hardly believe it.
"She’d heard the long-forgotten rumors of flirtatious email correspondence between William and Britney many years ago. Britney had actually blabbed about it, revealing in an interview that William once stood her up on a date!
"So Kate, naturally, slipped a spear into Will and Harry’s dream scheme, cleverly reminding Her Right Royal Hubby what had happened that time Ginger Prince went bonkers on The Strip – ending up stripped of all dignity in those infamous nude photos.
"Sly Kate told William, ‘I’m sure your grandmother will agree it is a very, very BAD idea!!’”
Bravo, daahling! Prince to Britney: Oops, let’s do it again!