PILL-POPPING J-LAW CHOKES – NO JOKE! BUT. . .GOODIE WOODY HEIMLICHS OUR GORGEOUS GRRL!

PILL-POPPING J-LAW CHOKES – NO JOKE!  BUT. . .GOODIE WOODY HEIMLICHS OUR GORGEOUS GRRL!
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ALL HAIL HERO HARRELSON! WOODY HARRELSON literally saved the life of National Living Treasure/hubba-hubba honey JENNIFER LAWRENCE on the set of “The Hunger Games: Mockingjay 2” when the adorable Oscar winner suddenly started choking to death!

Reports an insider: “Jennifer had just downed a handful of her daily vitamins, swallowing them with water – but one got caught in her throat! Suddenly, she started gagging, gasping, pointing to her throat as her face turned bright red! Everyone around her froze, not knowing what to do. But when a crew person screamed, ‘HELP,’ Woody quickly ran up behind Jennifer and gave her a swift, hard slap on the back. When that didn’t help, he wrapped his powerful arms just under her chest, gave two quick, strong squeezes – and the vitamin popped out of her mouth!”

Coughing and gasping, Jennifer caught her breath, hugged Woody and told him: “Ohmigod, you literally just saved my life. I really couldn’t breathe...I really thought I was gonna die right here. That was the scariest thing ever!”

Folks, imagine a world without… Jennifer...?...

(Sorry, I’m getting all…choked up...!)