After two major Brit newspapers reported that the skipper of a party yacht off Cannes angrily ordered PARIS HILTON and horny-sailor beau DOUG REINHARDT to hit the beach after ELTON JOHN’s hubby, DAVID FURNISH, caught them shivering their timbers below decks, Paris spewed on MySpace: “It’s such a lie it’s a joke….
"I would never do that. It’s so lame people would just create these crazy stories. It’s not fair writers can get away with it.”
NOTE TO HEIR-HEAD: Is it fair when photogs snap those pics we’ve all seen…you straddling toyboy, dress hiked waist-high – while his hand heads waaaay north?
As for whining, “I would NEVER do that!”… DMML, Ditz! (Don’t Make Me Laugh!)
You still collect royalties from a sex video, right?
(Hey, Twitter-ers… you like that DMML tweet I just coined? Use it, and I’ll LOL.)
