OSBOURNE FAMILY UPDATE

Gather ’round, kids, it’s time for a scoop on TV’s new “First Family” — the Osbournes. Ozzy’s oldest daughter Aimee refuses to be seen on the show — and doesn’t want to be heard either! She’s said no to recording a new theme song for next season. The family thought it would be a great way to involve Aimee, who’s a singer, in the red-hot MTV peep show, but the “normal” Osbourne wants no part of it. Her sis Kelly will pinch-hit.

Wait, there’s more! Kelly was near tears when some teens at an LA shopping mall spotted her and started mimicking Ozzy’s comical mumbling. “Stop making fun of my dad!” Kelly screamed. The stunned mall rats said, hey, we’re fans and it’s our favorite show. “Well, I don’t understand why you and everyone else likes us so much,” Kelly huffed — and stalked off.