MILEY SPYS PRYING EYES

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MILEY CYRUS blew her cute li’l stack at the festive BevHills opening of new Greek eatery Xandros when her cell phone suddenly slipped out of her hands, skittered across the floor and was snatched up by a male reveler – who promptly started scrolling through her contacts, texts, e-mails, etc.

“HEY,” bellowed the thrush, “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? That’s private information!” Quickerthanthis, security guards grabbed the stunned peek freak, snatched back Miley’s phone and bum-rushed him to the street before he could even clap his hands and shout: “OPA!”