KIM JONG’S ‘KILLERS’ DAMN NEAR SUICIDAL!

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HEY, KIM JONG UN, HERE’S A GIGGLE: HOLLYWOOD CLOWNS WHO “KILLED” YOU ARE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE!

“Tanks” to ME you can now start Korean-krooning “Tanks for the Memory” — because here’s top-secret Sony scoop: JAMES “Big Head” FRANCO literally came thisclose to BURYING near-best buddy SETH ROGEN because he insisted on driving the 60-ton tank that “killed” Kim in “The Interview!”

Revealed a source: “James nearly killed the movie – and Seth – because he insisted on driving the huge tank, elbowing aside a stunt guy! Seth was apprehensive, even though James insisted he’d learn to drive the high-powered tank. But when the scene began and James took control, he damn near pulverized Seth and crew members following close behind in a camera van.”

Screaming confusion erupted as Franco panicked and the tank veered erratically, nearly slamming the van! Everyone was sweating bullets, gasping and yelling! Franco bailed out of the tank, white as a ghost, and ran up apologizing to Seth, saying, “S**t, I almost ran over you and the crew! … Oh, s**t! … Oh s**t … !”