KIDMAN & CRUZ — FINALLY FACE TO FACE

CRUZ + EX-CRUISE = MEE-OW!

It finally happened! Nicole Kidman and Penelope Cruz all but HISSED each other when they came face-to-face at last in an LA antiques store! Penelope, who’d been browsing for 15 minutes, looked horrified when sweetie Tom Cruise’s ex-wife swept through the door.

She tried to slip out unnoticed, but Nicole spotted her — and recoiled, visibly shocked! Time froze and icicles formed as Tom’s trade-in traded glares with his new, improved model — until Nicole suddenly turned and stalked out the door! Shaken Penelope gave the ex-Mrs. Cruise a good head start, then Cruz-ed herself!