Here’s an exclusive frontline dispatch out of Afghanistan direct to me from “El Lobo” himself — my old compadre Geraldo Rivera! The mustachioed one reports that he’s carried a New York City fireman’s hat — representing the brave heros at Ground Zero — all the way from America to the war zone! Why? Says Geraldo: “I’m here to witness justice. My fantasy is to put this hero’s hat on the head of Osama Bin Laden’s corpse!” Geraldo had a P.S.: There’s no hot water OR electricity in his Jalalabad hotel. (And, I’m guessing no mints on the pillow. Soldier on, man!)
GERALDO RIVERA REPORTS FROM AFGHANISTAN
