GASPS AS SMOKIN’ KATE HUDSON HAMS IT UP!

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Recipe of the Day: Five-Alarm Ham!

KATE HUDSON had her family gasping for breath – and not in awe – when her kitchen began filling with smoke as she tried to impress baby-daddy/fiance MATTHEW BELLAMY, mom GOLDIE HAWN and dad KURT RUSSELL, with her culinary skills.

After Kate got a tasty ham cooking, she stepped away to chat with Mom. Their gab-fest ended fast when Kurt blurted that he smelled smoke.

“Oh, my God,” screamed Kate. “The ham!”

Everyone rushed into the kitchen, and Kurt cracked: “I think it’s done!”…Cough! Hack! Choke!…

The family finally cleared the room – and their lungs – of smoke, then phoned for Thai takeout.