Dick Cheney’s got one less hidey-hole to duck down after the shocking discovery of a major earthquake fault under his ranch in Jackson Hole, Wyo. — the Veep’s favorite getaway since the 9/11 terrorist attack! After nearly 100 earthquake-free years, a 3.7 recently shook the area — and exposed a fault that will destroy Chez Cheney if a 7.5 rock-and-roller hits, according to experts!
EARTHQUAKE AT CHENEY RANCH
