FIRST…THE BAD NEWS: No one’s copping to a spooky practical joke played on jailed “24” star KIEFER SUTHERLAND, who exploded in a shrieking, cursing rage when he found a gift-wrapped box containing handcuffs and a striped prisoner’s shirt in his dressing room! Perpetrators of the idiotic joke – who thought Kiefer would be amused by the cruel reminder that he’ll serve 18 days of his 48-day DUI jail time over Christmas – were stunned when he burst from the dressing room, box in hand, raging: “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? …WHO’S RESPONSIBLE?… WHO THE #&%$* DID THIS?” Shocked by the star’s fury, no one owned up to the gag – and Kiefer was so pissed off it took him an hour to calm down and start taping again. Insiders say the joke wasn’t meant to be malicious, but everyone’s keeping their mouths shut… so far! Stay tuned.
DUMB JAILBIRD JOKE MAKES KIEFER KRAZY
