GEORGE CLOONEY'S no looney – he wisely nixed a ONE MILLION BUCK$$-plus profits offer from an Australian start-up starring celebs delivering “Dear John” messages for guys by phone – supposedly because hearing Clooney coo, “Sorry, but the love affair’s over” would lessen the blow for dumped dames!
Clooney’s A Heartthrob: Won’t Make Hearts Sob!
