for supermodel Caprice Bourret! Right after I scooped the world on her breakup with "Just Shoot Me" dude David Spade, WonderBra babe jetted off to London -- and landed in a NIGHTMARE! First, a crazed Brit stalker bombarded her with amorous e-mails -- then the madman scaled a 7-foot fence at midnight and battered on the blonde beauty's apartment door, shrieking "I LOVE YOU! WHY HAVEN'T YOU RETURNED MY CALLS?" Caprice called cops and the creep fled . . . only to return hours later, howling, "OPEN THIS DOOR NOW!" London bobbies raced to the scene -- but wily Jack The Skipper evaded them again! Terrified and sobbing nonstop, Caprice jetted back to LA.