Hey, Clooney, why not date Cameron Diaz? She admits she’s addicted to “whoopee cushions” — which she conceals under cushions all around her home! “It’s like drugs,” giggles Cameron. “The first time you do it to somebody who’s not expecting it . . . man, it’s just the greatest high!” (My icebreaker suggestion for George — plant plastic doggy-doo on her porch!)
CAMERON DIAZ’S WHOOPEE CUSHION ADDICTION
