CAMERON DIAZ SMOOCHES WITH WHALES

While studying pods of gray whales off Mexico with environmentalists, sexy “Charlie’s Angels” vamp Cameron Diaz practiced (gasp!) “pod-ophilia” — with underage whales! Explaining how mother leviathans and their calves swim right up to tourist boats, Cameron gushed: “It’s, like . . . so pure! I was making out with baby whales and swapping spit!”