Caitlyn Jenner Croons To ‘DWTS’ Cheapskates: ‘Won’t Dance … Can’t Make Me!’

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TERPSICHOREAN TWITS! “Dancing with the Stars” producers pirouetted up to newbie Trans-Jenner Caitlyn right after her stunning Vanity Fair cover exploded worldwide, begging her to star on the show – but got their cojones handed to them when ex-Bruce sneered at their insulting salary proposal!

Said my show source: “When Caitlyn heard their lowball offer of $125,000 for the first episode, her eyes practically rolled back into her head, and she barked, ‘You’ve got to be JOKING!’ Producers explained that’s what everyone gets for their first episode, but Caitlyn – arguably the world’s most famous person – sneered and snapped, ‘Call me when your counteroffer’s over $1 million!’ The ‘DWTS’ producers, desperate to improve their sagging ratings with hot big-name celebs, are desperately mulling ways to beg, borrow or steal mega-cash for Caitlyn!”

Stay tuned.