BRUCE & SLY STAGE SENIOR SLAM-DOWN

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 BOYS WILL BE BOYS…no matter how old they get!

That’s why big-screen tough guys SYLVESTER STALLONE and BRUCE WILLIS, dining at Il Piccolino in West Hollywood with wives JENNIFER and EMMA, started arguing about which one was in better shape – and Sly suddenly challenged Bruce to an arm wrestling match… “NOW!”

To the ladies’ horror, says My SpyWitness, the macho morons swept aside cutlery, plates and glasses, locked arms – and GOT DOWN!

Diners at nearby tables, stunned at first, started cheering wildly as they recognized the wrestlers, who grunted, groaned and wheezed for several minutes until Jennifer and Emma finally freaked and shrieked: “BREAK IT UP!”

(So is this why Sly ended up in the hospital for a shoulder tune-up with that other old geezer, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER?)