Every hubby knows the feeling: Make just ONE crumb-y little mistake and Wifey instantly makes you feel … CRUMMY!
That’s why gloomy GEORGE CLOONEY’s whimpering to pals about brand-new Brit bride AMAL suddenly acting really mean in bed – or, to put it more precisely, laying down her strictly non-negotiable between-the-sheets law (she’s a lawyer, remember?!), warning: “NO MORE SNACKING IN BED!” Reports my source: “Like lots of guys, George loves munching tasty treats at bedtime, but he’s whining to pals that Amal’s acting downright appalled by what she calls his ‘nasty habit.’ George’s now forced to hide all yummies from Mummy in bathroom cabinets, closet shelves, etc. – and groused that Amal keeps warning she’d better not find even ONE crumb in the marital bed!”
(FUN FACT: Ladies find Crumb Bums quite tolerable IF they’re yummy between the sheets!)
