Ever wonder why “Big Brother” contestants turn out to be lawbreakers — even though producers supposedly “screen” them? First we had Justin Sebik — who made the show despite past assault arrests — holding a knife to a femme contestant’s throat! Then came Big Bro’ Mike “Boogie” Malin — convicted of swiping video and photos from a movie studio. Now comes the DUI arrest of current “Brother” cutie Chiara Berti! So why was I shocked when a spy told me that one producer on the show got ripped by his boss for rejecting too many applicants? The guy told his boss: “Their applications showed they’re emotionally unstable personalities!” Roared his boss: “But those are the ones we WANT!”
BIG BROTHER’S BIG LOSERS
