“YO, JUSTIN … YOU PUNK-A** … DOUCHEBAG … PUSS* … WE’RE GONNA BEAT YOUR A**!”
Face twisted in fury as he jogged past a gang of screaming punks surging out of a Beverly Hills school playground, JUSTIN BIEBER practically foamed at the mouth – raging, ranting, cocking fists in frustration as bodyguards jogging alongside shot stern looks that warned him: “DON’T DO IT!”
Reports an eyewitness: “Teenage schoolboys threatening Mr. Babyface kept ragging on him about all his dumbass moves and woes, challenging him to a street fight and yelling over and over, ‘You PUSS*!’
"Raging right back, frustrated Justin yelled he’d fight them all but risked jail if he threw even one punch, finally shrieking: ‘I’M ON PROBATION, YOU SUCKHEADS!’
"That triggered even louder, nastier ridicule and invective as Justin suddenly surged toward his tormentors, forcing his bodyguards to drag him away bodily and avert an arrest!”
(So … worse than paparazzi, eh, punk!?)
