Newly sliced singleton Blake Shelton looks super-sleek after dropping 137 energy-sapping pounds (ex-wife Miranda Lambert), but he’s now got a new, screw-the-gym workout plan that’s really trimmin’ ass: Trimming GRASS!
Cackled My Cornpone Spy: “Blake’s looking to get into better shape to impress the ladies, so he’s doing it the old-fashioned way — hard work!
Deadly serious, he hauled an old push-lawnmower out of a shed and announced to all hands on his 1200-acre Oklahoma ranch: ‘HANDS OFF ALL GRASS … I’M MOWING IT!’
Blake told baffled workers that when he’s home, he’ll cut grass while they lay on their ass!
So good ol’ boys are getting’ paid for simply watching Superstar Boss at hard labor!” HEE-HAW!
