Dang ink ain’t dry yet on the divorce papers for lovestruck country thrush LEANN RIMES or her “CSI: Miami” sweetie EDDIE CIBRIAN, but they’ve already secretly leased a cozy ranch property in a swanky, gated San Fernando Valley community.

My Spy reports that when the woo-some twosome inspected the spread, Eddie fell hard for the huge backyard because it’s a perfect romp-and-stomp venue for his two tykes – with room to spare for all those babies LeAnn’s burbling about birthin’ once they get settled in.

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