Sec-o-State Hillary Clinton bypasses President Obama‘s State of the Union address last night. WHY?!
Is the state a mess? Was she a mess? Is she secretly plotting a takeover?
No, she had to attend a conference in London but she wasn’t the only cab member to be suspiciously MIA.
HUD Secretary Shaun Donovan was dictated to ride out the speech at an "undisclosed location", The ENQUIRER has learned.
Reason: a precaution against "the possibility of a catastrophe wiping out the rest of the government leadership."
ALSO: In an attempt to foil Al Qaeda Losties who might be glued to their cave dwelling cathode ray receivers the SOU address was also changed to last night from its original air date of Feb.2 – the season premiere of Lost: The Final Season Which May Explain Everything to You.
No screeners for Bam either hence the sked date change and to get Hill safely out of Dodge.
