WHO IS FRUMPTY McDUMPTY?

Published on: January 16, 2012
Photography by: Art by John Tenniell from "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"
WHO IS FRUMPTY McDUMPTY?

Plumpty dumpty diet crazed diva amps comeback by pitching caloric curveballs PLUS! The Untouchable chopper noise pig!

GUESS WHO? brings you top secret tidbits about your favorite celebrities. The information is so salacious we can’t reveal the identities of the stars involved!

WHICH famous yo-yo dieter plumped up to become the spokesperson for a popular weight-loss program? The singer/actress was in dire need of a quick career boost – and the high-profile campaign was the best way to get back in the limelight to create some buzz for her planned career comeback!

WHAT two-time Oscar winner has completely alienated his Santa Barbara neighbors because he likes to take off and land his noisy helicopter in a field on his property? The still-handsome 60-something star thinks he’s untouchable and refuses to park his chopper at a nearby airport!

THIS hunky A-lister’s mom was the REAL reason he dumped his multitalented but larger-than-life former girlfriend. The studly mama’s boy, who recently started dating a well-respected actress, received a thumbs-up on his new gal from mommy dearest. Who is he?

WHICH handsome movie star is hiding a hideous habit that’s turning his pearly whites a dull yellow? The 30-something’s dentist has warned him to lay off the chewing tobacco or his sexy cover boy image will be ruined!

WHAT rising TV talk-show co-host – who has finally landed her own gig on a major network – is down in the dumps because she’s fallen for a high-profile politico who bats for the other team? Her career may be on the upswing, but her love life is still in the dugout!