LESBIAN LOVE TICKET TO NETWORK SITCOM

Published on: October 3, 2012
NationalEnquirer.com

WHO is the super-hip reality star flaunting a sizzling lesbian affair with her producer and gushing to cast mates that the romance is her ticket to network sitcom?

HE’s the son of Hollywood royalty and ambitiously wants to carry on his family’s acting legacy after emerging from a myriad of legal woes. But there’s one small stumbling block. He’s STILL addicted to heroin. Who is this shooting star?

WHICH legendary songstress can’t resist taking home plush robes, towels and comforters when she stays at five-star hotels, where staffers have covered for her for years? The sticky-fingered, aging Grammy winner has even swiped Bibles!

CAN you name the Emmy-winning funnygal who’s telling her series’ producers to count her OUT for next season because she can no longer endure the constant sniping and back-stabbing of her petty, green-eyed-monster co-star?

THIS former teen poster boy, who starred in a smash-hit ’90s TV drama, is now awash in a sea of booze and drugs as he tries to cope with his fading looks and stalled career. Do you remember Mr. Washed Up?