TOP SECRET ROYAL BACHELOR PARTY CONFIDENTIAL DOSSIER

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Before they have the wedding of the decade, royal party planners have to pull off the ultimate bachelor party for PRINCE WILLIAM.

RadarOnline,com reports that  William’s pal and best man Guy Pelly would love to throw a boozy bash that would no doubt rock the entire British Empire  but also get William in big trouble with future wife, Kate Middleton.

The Brits have a grand tradition of scandalous Royal bachelor parties including Prince Edward and male pals dressing in drag, a wasted Prince William dropping his pants in a pub at a pal’s bash, Prince Phillip boozing all night and sobering up barely in time to make it to the altar!

Pelly is best pals with both William and his brother Harry and has gotten the GO CODE to organize the Royal bachelor party.

Pelly has a rep for being the match that ignites the party hearty powder keg — the wilder, the better.

William had been hoping for a low key, secluded soiree unlike prior Royal bachelor parties.

Most likely choice William is favoring  be a shooting weekend at Balmoral in far off Scotland —  away from media and a reasonably safe distance from any strippers or exotic dancers.

Although they could always be choppered in under the watchful eyes of MI6.

One possibility remains, however, that he will be jetting all the way down to Cape Town in South Africa to "wahoo" with pals at the risqué Vaudeville Club.