TOM CRUISE: THE EDGE OF WETNESS
What’s Xenu’s pal TOM CRUISE up to NOW?
After declaring himself the inventor of the international PR junket to promo new sci-fi flick “The Edge of Tomorrow” Tom has been hitting the TV chat circuit non-strop after a whirlwind red carpet tub thumper.
Yet, old school newshounds (or those with access to the internet) have declared the renowned extraterrestrial nemesis to be full of himself.
Sorry, Tom the international PR junket was created a looooooooooong time ago by the movie moguls of the past.
But, while not being for one for historical accuracy, Tom Terrific was still more than content to greet fans, serving up two-shot selfies outside his latest stop in the Big Apple.
Now that the film opens today, Tom can turn off the megawatt charm -- until next time.
Live, die, charm – repeat.