TIGER IS A SERIAL APOLOGIST
Tiger Woods just keeps apologizing and apologizing and apologizing ….
In the latest rounds of bold faced apologies he issued in Florida before jetting off to Arizona for another go-round of rehab, the disgraced golfer and embattled wife Elin Nordegren apologized to patents at the their daughter's school for the influx of paparazzi and media since the Woods made worldwide headlines after Tiger was exposed in The ENQUIRER for his cheatin' way with mistress numero uno Rachel Uchitel.
No less a week than his televised apology to the world (in actuality his corporate sponsors) the King of Swing and his blonde bombshell missus put on a unified front in penning a personal mea culpa on behalf of their daughter Sam to the parents of fellow students at Premier Academy in Windermere, Florida.
"We would like to share our appreciation for your support over the past several months and offer our personal apology for any inconvenience you are experiencing due to the increased media scrutiny surrounding our children," the missive reads.
"We truly understand how frustrating it can be.
"We hope that the paparazzi will find something better to do with their time in the near future. In the meantime, it is our goal to keep life as normal as possible for our children. We are sure that as parents you can appreciate that. For Sam, that normalcy means attending the school that she enjoys so much."
They signed off the note with, "Kind regards, Elin and Tiger Woods."
Will Tiger apologize to ex-champ Arnold Palmer next for disgracing the noble profession of hitting a ball with a stick to force it into a hole?