SPIN DOCTORING RESSE’S PIECES

Published on: May 2, 2013
Photography by: Getty
NationalEnquirer.com

MUD in her eye? Nah, REESE WITHERSPOON cleans up nice and spins The Wheel of AFTERMATH!

Oscar winner Reese (“Hey! I’ve Got a Movie to Promote”) Witherspoon  played kissy poo with GMA’s George Stephanopoulos on AM TV’s “toughest” news program about her boozy bust by cops, saying it was  "one of those nights."

For those of you with ADD, Reese is talking about her “DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?” high-profile arrest last month on disorderly conduct, after her hubby/agent Jom Torh was busted over for allegedly driving drunk.

“I have no idea what I was saying that night. I saw him arresting my husband and I literally panicked,” Witherspoon said today on “GMA”.

“I told him I was pregnant. I’m not pregnant. I said all kinds of crazy things...I have no idea what I was talking about.

“We went out to dinner in Atlanta and we had one too many glasses of wine,”

Witherspoon admitted, “We thought we were fine to drive and we absolutely were NOT. We know better and we shouldn’t have done that.”

Following the boozy bust and mug shot fashion disaster, Reese bailed on  numerous talk show appearances, including one on "GMA".

The "Legally Blonde" star blamed her bad behavior on -- wait for it -- her acting roles.

“I played a lawyer in a movie so many times I think I am a lawyer,” Witherspoon said.

“And, clearly, I’m NOT a lawyer because I got arrested.”