SOYLENT GREEN IS TED TURNER!
Green lovin’ media mogul Ted Turner is freaked out about future enviro-disasters!
Ted’s got more than global warming on his mind. He’s worried about cannibalism!
The billionaire Defender of Earth has been bunkering down after he predicted the "failure to address global warming will have us all dead or eating each other by midcentury."
Critics have bombarded the go-green magnate with slings and arrows aimed at his outrageous ego.
“I read [about the possibility of cannibalism] in a book on the topic," Turner confided to The New York Daily News.
"I didn't write that. When people are starving, a lot of them will just eat anything.”
The question is: will a hungry Ted chow down on greenbacks or opt for meaty treats when the Apocalypto hits the fan?