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What you don’t know about Prez Elect Bam will astound you!

Well, for starters, according to the UK Telegraph, he’s a FAN BOY! 

Bam collects Spider-Man and Conan the Barbarian comics (but we don’t know yet if he digs Ditko)

o High School B-ball nickname was "O’Bomber" 

o Obama means "one who is blessed" in Swahili — just like Lt. Uhuru in Star Trek — Uhuru means "freedom"..

o Bam digs Michelle‘s shrimp linguini big time!

o He’s a Grammy winner for the audio version of his memoir, Dreams From My Father

o Bam’s a lefty.

o GEEK! Bam’s read every single Harry Potter book.

o His Hall of Trophies include a set of boxing gloves autographed by Muhammad Ali

o While living in Indonesia, the future Prez chowed down on dog, snake, and roasted grasshopper. YUM!

o El Presidente futuro habla espanol — perfecto.

o Still got the nic monkey on his back — promised Michelle he’d quit smoking before running for president –  didn’t.

o Kreegah bundolo! Bam kept a pet ape, Tata, in Indonesia. Don’t know about a pet elephant named "Tantor".

o Secret Service code-name: Renegade.

o Fave book:  Moby Dick by Herman Melville about an obsessed seaman’s hunt for a great white whale.