MILEY’S BUM TICKER

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Miley Cyrus non-romance related heart trouble.

Seems the Disney teen queen of the Hannah Montana franchise is not only broken up over ex-BF Joe Jonas but in her amazingly bland tell-autobiography Miles to Go she suffers from a heart condition – Tachycardia.

Tachycardia causes her resting heart rate to beat faster than normal, Miley writes.

"The type of tachycardia I have isn’t dangerous. It won’t hurt me, but it does bother me. There is never a time onstage when I’m not thinking about my heart," the Robert Frost referencing tyro lit wit wrote.

Miley still has plenty of time left on the earth to get a ghostwriter to ace her Mouse House lit wit turning the Orlando Mickey D’s to the tween Algonquin Table.

Plus there’s all that living she actually has to do beside purity ring preachin’ with 29 year old BF Justin Gaston.