MADONNA BRO TELL ALL TOME
Madonna's estranged younger brother, Chris Ciccone, is planning to unleash a tell-all tome about big sis Material Gal's innermost secrets.
What secrets? Madge shows and tells practically everything and anything, boring the pants off even her most devoted acolytes.
Needless to say, Chris' book is unauthorized. Oooh, scandalous!
He's 'penning' -- uh - dictating - the book to celeb nose rubbing bio hacker Wendy Leigh who's already assembled Cliff Notes on Liza Minelli and Gene Kelly.
The book according to pub Simon & Schuster will detail Chris's account of growing up Mad.
Chris has been on rocky relations with Madonna despite their working together until the early 90s.
Liz Rosenberg, the singer's flack, stated, "Madonna has not cooperated with any biography about herself."