Manic panic CHARLIE SHEEN on an Apocalypse Oooo-Mau-Mau orgy of self-induced delusional destruction believes he’s still "winning" as LAPD reportedly probe self-confessed drug use uring media blitzkrieg.
Despite the machete waving insane verbiage in the wake of being axed from Three and a Half Men by Warner Brothers TV citing "moral turpitude" (look it up) new interest has been evinced in Sheen’s drug use confessionals – not only during his major TV net mashup but also on his streaming Sheen’s Korner den of ranting.
The third episode of the troubled actor’s USTREAM web series, Sheen’s Korner, appeared to be filmed earlier in the day before the news broke that Charlie was more interested in promo-ing his balls to the wall business scenarios rather than losing a $2 million-an-ep gig.
On the videocast, a gaunt and strung-out looking Sheen smokes cigarettes, picks at his own skin (something addicts have been known to do), tugs on greasy hair and pulls his New York Yankees sweater over his head as he rants and raves.
"I don’t give a f**k, I don’t give a f**k. This phone doesn’t even have a speaker because it was built by trolls. Keep that in mind, phones are built by trolls," he begins.
Sheen becomes increasingly manic, saying that he hasn’t had breakfast but: "I’m smoking a cigarette and drinking something that I won’t reveal, unless they PAY me!"
Reportedly, LAPD is believed to be looking into Sheen’s excessive cocaine use and purchases which he confessed to on-air — which may become a federal issue if interstate drug trafficking is involved in getting those 8-balls of coke to "that’s how I roll" Charlie.
