IS IT TRUE WHAT THEY’RE SAYING ABOUT TOM HANKS & RITA WILSON?!

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Rumor mongrels unleashed on TOM HANKS & wife RITA WILSON purported “split”.

Split? What split?

A new report harkening gloom, doom — and a separation — in the 26-year marriage of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson turned out to be such baloney, we can practically hear Forrest Gump saying, “Stupid is as stupid does!”

Insiders close to the A-list couple summated the report as “a ridiculous in touch work of fiction,” calling the notion of a separation between the happy couple “total rubbish.”

According to one shocking report, the Oscar winner and his spouse had “hit a rough patch” and were “leading separate lives” after they stopped “seeing eye to eye” in their relationship, causing a month long summer separation.

Yet, it’s tough to know which month is at the center of the scandal: Hanks and Wilson were seen Jul. 5 walking their dog in Southern California and Aug. 8 on a Greek Getaway, acting affectionately.

A source told the rag in questgion that Tom and his wife “walked their dog together (at the time) they were living in separate residence” — because all estranged couples can still enjoy a strut down the shore with Fido, right?

Yup, the dog days of Summer are upon us and so are the “shaggy dog” yarns.