HUGH'S FEAR OF A KOBE SMACKDOWN
Hugh Jackman was at a Lakers game when horror struck!
He had taken his son Oscar, 8, to the game but the kid was plum bored at the sight of giants in shorts running back and forth and dunking a orange ball.
The Australia star had given him a disposable camera to keep amused but the future Diane Arbus seemed obsessed with taking pictures of David Arquette's crotch. Finally Hugh bought the lad a big bag of Skittles.
"Oscar grabbed the bag and spilled," Jackman recalled.
The bounty of colorful taste treats cascaded across the court.
"Thank God, it was a time out," Jackman said. "Picture me like this, 'Sorry Kobe - sorry, mate'."
Jackman the Younger will not be returning to a Lakers game anytime soon.