Freaked Out Jen Warns Justin: You’re So Vein!

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HORRORS! When Jennifer Aniston looks at her soon-to-be hubby Justin Theroux, she sees a frightening sight – her arch-love rival Angelina Jolie.

That’s because Justin’s intense workouts have left him with bulging blood vessels that remind the “We’re the Millers” star of skinny Angie and her jutting veins, says a source.

The vision drives  Jen mad, the source adds, because there’s still bad blood between the former “Friends” star and Jolie, who stole Brad Pitt from her after they fell for each other on the set of the 2005 flick “Mr. & Mrs. Smith.”

“Jennifer is begging Justin to cool it with the free-weight workouts,” revealed an insider.

“She says she’s turned off by his ultra-mus­cular body. She wants her man to be in shape, but it creeps her out that he has veins jutting out on his arms, legs, chest and neck.”

Making matters worse, Justin shaves and waxes his chest – and sometimes his legs – which makes his veins even more evident. According to the source, Jen would prefer some macho-looking body hair on her man.

“She says that when she looks at Justin, she feels like she’s staring at a pumped-up male version of Angelina,” said the insider.

“Jen has always thought Angelina is sickly looking and skinny. She even nicknamed her ‘toothpick.’ ”

But Justin, 42, thinks it’s absurd that Jen is comparing him to the 39-year-old “Maleficent” star, said the insider. “He views this as just another example of her not being able to let go of the hurt and pain from her marriage to Brad.”

Meanwhile, the 45-year-old beauty, who’s been engaged to the actor/screenwriter since August 2012, is blaming Justin for causing her weight to spike.

Noting that Justin “cooks pasta amazingly,” Jennifer told an interviewer: “The last couple of years since meeting this man have made me gain a couple extra pounds.”