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Jared Fogle — Subway Pedophile Pitchman Spends Big Bucks From Prison

Sandwich shill shells out cash while planning for freedom!

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Jared Fogle, the ex–Subway pitchman doing time for possessing kiddie porn, has forked over $50,000 to keep authorities from seizing his cars!

Lawmen were set to snatch his wheels — which were used when the perv drove to engage in sex with a minor.


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But the sandwich-scarfing scumbag, who got rich flaunting his weight loss in Subway commercials, cut a deal to keep his vehicles.

Now the creep will be able to drive his fleet of valuable vehicles — after he’s done serving 15 years in a Colorado clink!