"It should be noted," added the cops, "that Woods was headed south bound away from [his home]. The police also observed that the hard-living legend
was "cooperative" — but also "confused," "sluggish," "sleepy," and "unable to walk alone." And while Woods declined to take a breathalyzer, police agree that the golfer wasn't drinking. Instead, the paperwork shows that Tiger was busted for being under the influence of narcotics!