Boozin’ Ted Cruz Fixin’ To Lose
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Ted Cruz Addresses Republican Women’s Club In South Carolina
As his Constitutional qualifications for president are questioned, Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz has been desperately trying to hush up his secret past as a boozer — along with his parents’ alarming drinking troubles! Sources told The National ENQUIRER that while Ted was studying at Harvard Law School, he got so sloshed guzzling grain alcohol, that he couldn’t say his lines in a school play, and walked off stage in the middle of a scene!
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Ted Cruz At The Johnson County Fairgrounds
The ENQUIRER has also uncovered official documents, dated Feb. 6, 2003, that show the 45-year-old politician confessed to a drinking bust on an application for his appointment as Texas Solicitor General!
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Faith & Family Presidential Forum at Bob Jones University in Greenville, South Carolina
"Yes. In 1987 (as a teenager), pleaded guilty to Minor in Possession Alcohol,” he wrote. Since he was a minor at the time, there are no available police records of the offense.
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Ted also once confirmed that dad Rafael and mom Eleanor were raging drinkers! “Both of my parents drank far too much. Both of them had serious problems with alcohol,” he confessed in 2014. “When I was 3 years old, my father decided he didn’t want to be married anymore and he didn’t want a 3-year-old son, so he got on a plane and left.”
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Ted — who recently had to yank a campaign ad that featured a softcore porn star — also faces plenty of new challenges that could drive a candidate to drink! Earlier this month, Donald Trump accused the Iowa caucus winner of dirty dealing.
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Ted Cruz for the Iowa Caucus
Now a Chicago judge has agreed to hear arguments from an Illinois voter who claims that Ted — born in Calgary, Canada, in 1970 — isn't a "natural-born citizen" and should be disqualified for the party's nomination!
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Ted Cruz campaigns for the Iowa Caucus
His fellow students at Princeton University, where Ted was an undergrad, have even come forward to describe Ted as “creepy” and a stalker. They revealed how he’d be frequently be seen around the section of his dormitory — where female students lived — in his paisley bathrobe!
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Ted Cruz Addresses Republican Women’s Club In South Carolina
Sources said Democratic operatives are looking for more dirt on the Texas senator about his booze issues. “These embarrassing incidents with alcohol have whetted their appetite,” an informant told The ENQUIRER. “There’s the belief that drinking got him in even more trouble. That’s what they’re looking for from the senator’s past.”
Ted Cruz Addresses Republican Women’s Club In South Carolina
As his Constitutional qualifications for president are questioned, Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz has been desperately trying to hush up his secret past as a boozer — along with his parents’ alarming drinking troubles! Sources told The National ENQUIRER that while Ted was studying at Harvard Law School, he got so sloshed guzzling grain alcohol, that he couldn’t say his lines in a school play, and walked off stage in the middle of a scene!
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Ted Cruz At The Johnson County Fairgrounds
The ENQUIRER has also uncovered official documents, dated Feb. 6, 2003, that show the 45-year-old politician confessed to a drinking bust on an application for his appointment as Texas Solicitor General!
Photo credit: Corbis
Faith & Family Presidential Forum at Bob Jones University in Greenville, South Carolina
"Yes. In 1987 (as a teenager), pleaded guilty to Minor in Possession Alcohol,” he wrote. Since he was a minor at the time, there are no available police records of the offense.
Photo credit: Corbis
CPAC
Ted also once confirmed that dad Rafael and mom Eleanor were raging drinkers! “Both of my parents drank far too much. Both of them had serious problems with alcohol,” he confessed in 2014. “When I was 3 years old, my father decided he didn’t want to be married anymore and he didn’t want a 3-year-old son, so he got on a plane and left.”
Photo credit: Corbis
USA – Politics – GOP Debate
Ted — who recently had to yank a campaign ad that featured a softcore porn star — also faces plenty of new challenges that could drive a candidate to drink! Earlier this month, Donald Trump accused the Iowa caucus winner of dirty dealing.
Photo credit: Corbis
Ted Cruz for the Iowa Caucus
Now a Chicago judge has agreed to hear arguments from an Illinois voter who claims that Ted — born in Calgary, Canada, in 1970 — isn't a "natural-born citizen" and should be disqualified for the party's nomination!
Photo credit: Corbis
Ted Cruz campaigns for the Iowa Caucus
His fellow students at Princeton University, where Ted was an undergrad, have even come forward to describe Ted as “creepy” and a stalker. They revealed how he’d be frequently be seen around the section of his dormitory — where female students lived — in his paisley bathrobe!
Photo credit: Corbis
Ted Cruz Addresses Republican Women’s Club In South Carolina
Sources said Democratic operatives are looking for more dirt on the Texas senator about his booze issues. “These embarrassing incidents with alcohol have whetted their appetite,” an informant told The ENQUIRER. “There’s the belief that drinking got him in even more trouble. That’s what they’re looking for from the senator’s past.”
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