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Sharon Osbourne may miss her husband's old bad-boy ways — but she's also getting mocked for lowballing the extent of Ozzy Osbourne's numerous affairs!
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Fans of the wild rocker took to social media to laugh at Sharon after she vented to the UK paper The Telegraph about Ozzy's affairs, saying: "There wasn't just one woman. There were six of them!"
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"Some f--king Russian teenager," Sharon continued, "then a masseuse in England, our masseuse out here [in LA] and then our cook. He had women in different countries. Basically, if you're a woman giving Ozzy a back rub or a trolley of food, God help you."
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But just originally citing "six affairs" had Sharon getting ridiculed. "It's a lot closer to 600 in the past few years," mocked one industry gossip site — while a post at another forum populated by groupies declared: "She must be delusional if she thinks Ozzy slowed down that much!"
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Sharon's low number is also baffling in the wake of Ozzy's own dismissal of claims about being a sex addict. “There have always been groupies. I just got caught, didn’t I?” he's laughed — and The National ENQUIRER's own Mike Walker even caught Ozzy blaming Sharon for his sexcapades!
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‘Sharon’s a workaholic and that’s great," complained Ozzy, "but I’m just sitting here with my thumb up my arse and waiting for her to go to bed, aren’t I? That’s why men do stupid things when they’re on their own!" But at least Mike had the scoop on Sharon taking real steps to keep Ozzy faithful!
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Mike reported that Sharon has put Ozzy on a time clock and a chastity belt — before investing in a techno-mattress that, his spy reports, “detects any sexual encounter with computerized gizmos [and] then alerts Suspicious Spouse by cellphone if their partner is cheating!”
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Sharon Osbourne may miss her husband's old bad-boy ways — but she's also getting mocked for lowballing the extent of Ozzy Osbourne's numerous affairs!
Photo credit: Getty Images
Fans of the wild rocker took to social media to laugh at Sharon after she vented to the UK paper The Telegraph about Ozzy's affairs, saying: "There wasn't just one woman. There were six of them!"
Photo credit: Getty Images
"Some f--king Russian teenager," Sharon continued, "then a masseuse in England, our masseuse out here [in LA] and then our cook. He had women in different countries. Basically, if you're a woman giving Ozzy a back rub or a trolley of food, God help you."
Photo credit: Getty Images
But just originally citing "six affairs" had Sharon getting ridiculed. "It's a lot closer to 600 in the past few years," mocked one industry gossip site — while a post at another forum populated by groupies declared: "She must be delusional if she thinks Ozzy slowed down that much!"
Photo credit: Getty Images
Sharon's low number is also baffling in the wake of Ozzy's own dismissal of claims about being a sex addict. “There have always been groupies. I just got caught, didn’t I?” he's laughed — and The National ENQUIRER's own Mike Walker even caught Ozzy blaming Sharon for his sexcapades!
Photo credit: Getty Images
‘Sharon’s a workaholic and that’s great," complained Ozzy, "but I’m just sitting here with my thumb up my arse and waiting for her to go to bed, aren’t I? That’s why men do stupid things when they’re on their own!" But at least Mike had the scoop on Sharon taking real steps to keep Ozzy faithful!
Photo credit: Getty Images
Mike reported that Sharon has put Ozzy on a time clock and a chastity belt — before investing in a techno-mattress that, his spy reports, “detects any sexual encounter with computerized gizmos [and] then alerts Suspicious Spouse by cellphone if their partner is cheating!”
Photo credit: Getty Images