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Washington insiders are panicking as
President Barack Obama continues his binge of pardoning drug dealers from federal prisoners! The White House has even been sending out press releases boasting about the Prez's bizarre mass pardons — where he's let loose more criminals than the previous seven Presidents combined! But the real buzz is over the preference that Obama is showing cocaine dealers!
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"We expected a big increase in pardons and commuted sentences this year," said a law-enforcement official who requested anonymity. "Obviously, marijuana has become more mainstream over the past eight years, and is now legal in several states. What we didn't expect was Obama skipping over pot dealers and putting cocaine crime lords back on the streets!"
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At the start of the summer, Obama commuted the sentences of cocaines dealers such as Eric E. Alvarez and Dale Baldwin — among 42 other offenders. His flurry of reductions in prison terms for 214 prisoners in August includes 96 felons who were behind bars for cocaine trafficking. These weren't low-level drug pushers, either!
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Obama's grateful prisoners include John Franklin Banks, who's staying in jail — but is now looking at release in six years after originally being given a life sentence for running a cocaine empire. Mancer L. Barrington III is also now looking to return to society, with his own life sentence for cocaine dealing (and weapons possession) commuted to a shorter sentence.
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The commuted sentences also come in the wake of Obama's
wild child daughter Malia being busted while
seemingly smoking pot. Insiders still anticipate that Obama will wrap up his final term with plenty of more breaks for cocaine dealers. "We are not done yet," Deputy Attorney General Sally Yates boasted after the August releases. "We expect that many more men and women will be given a second chance through the clemency initiative."
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The law-enforcement source told The ENQUIRER that authorities are prepared to see even more prisoners getting outright pardons: "Officially, we're told to expect the same amount of pardons that previous Presidents have given — but Obama's already issued half the pardons that [George W.] Bush did when he left office!"
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